Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Rest and Ricklaxation (2017)

Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez

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Quotes 

• Mr. Goldenfold : Now who can tell me the common denominator of these two fractions?

  [pause] 

  Mr. Goldenfold : You don't know or you're just bored?

  Morty Smith : Hey listen, you know, if we're all bored over here, wouldn't the common denominator be you?

• Jessica : [On the phone]  Come back, Morty. I miss you.

  Morty Smith : You miss the old me. You miss someone that loved you so much you never had to love 'em back.

  Jessica : How do you know I don't want to love you?

  Morty Smith : Because I'm not sick.

  [He hangs up] 

• Rick : Yeah motherfucker yeah get it get some, right up your fucking bitch ass you fuck! Guess who just discovered a new element! Think you could do that Morty? You think anyonne but me could do it ever in a billion years? Do you think if God existed he could do it? The answer is no. If God exists its fucking me!

• Rick : What do you think about that?

  Morty Smith : I think my voice is annoying.

  Rick : It is, and it's your best quality.

  Morty Smith : So true...