Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Pickle Rick (2017)

Sarah Chalke: Beth Smith

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Quotes 

• Morty Smith : Rick, did you do this on purpose to get out of family counseling?

  Beth Smith : Morty!

  Rick Sanchez : It's okay, Beth. I understand Morty's suspicion. I've misled him before. Morty, turn me so we're making eye contact.

  [Morty turns Pickle Rick's face so that it is facing him] 

  Rick Sanchez : Morty, I assure you, I would never "find a way" to "get out of" family therapy. I hope my lack of fingers doesn't prevent the perception of my air quotes.

• Beth Smith : Okay, it's fine. I mean, you should just stay here and figure out how to stop being a pickle, okay?

  Morty Smith : Hey, Rick, why is there a syringe of mysterious fluid hanging directly over you? Also, why is the string attached to it running through a pair of scissors attached to a timer? And why is the time set to 10 minutes from now, exactly when we would have left for therapy?

  Rick Sanchez : [Long pause]  Well, Morty, if you know must know, the syringe is completely unrelated to this discussion, and, therefore, it does not warrant further explanation.

• Rick : Therapists, man.

  Beth Smith : Weird breed.

• Beth Smith : He doesn't need anything from anyone.

  Dr. Wong : You admire him for that.

  Beth Smith : It's better than making your problems other people's problems.