- Rocket J. Squirrel: There it is, Bullwinkle. New York City.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah. Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building, India Inc. Company.
- Rocket J. Squirrel, Bullwinkle J. Moose: India Inc.?
- Narrator: The realization that they have been towed all the way to the harbor of Bombay suddenly sank in.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I think I shall now be sick.
- Grand Vizier: Don't waste it! Wait until you reach our remote city!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [while hiding in a lifeboat] Whew! I think we're safe.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I think you're right.
- Narrator: They were both wrong for the S.S. Plankton was up to its Plimsoll line in cargo and something had to be tossed overboard.
- Captain: What'll it be? Passengers or lifeboat?
- Sailors: PASSENGERS!
- Narrator: Well, we couldn't get away with it on a kids' show, so it was the lifeboat they jettisoned. The one occupied by Rocky and Bullwinkle!
- [Bullwinkle is about to be pushed into a snake pit]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Look, if I have to go this way, those snakes can walk over to me.
- Grand Vizier: Silence, thief of thieves! Push him in!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Stop!
- Grand Vizier: Stop? Eh, eh, what do you mean stop? You can't say "stop" when we're about to push Moose over! What is wrong with you?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: I SAID STOP, AND I MEAN STOP!
- Grand Vizier: He said "stop."
- Pasha: How about that?
- Narrator: Well, no one had ever said that before, so they all adjourned to the throne room leaving the snake pit behind.
- Narrator: There were two ways of dying in Jaipur. Just living there and being cast into the dreaded cobra pit.
- Pasha: Now what gives with all this "stop" jazz?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Your Eminence.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Your Majesty.
- Pasha: Skip the flattery. We all know I'm great.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Look, Bullwinkle, just do me a favor. Don't enter any more boat races.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Oh, never fear. Next year it's the marble shootout. I won't even come close to winning.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Why do you say that?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, look at my marble. It's all oblongish, and not the least bit round, and it got the word "hope" on it.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Hokey smokes! That might be the Hope Diamond!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, at least it won't be hopeless then, eh, Rock? Ha ha ha! Rock?
- [lines read "No, don't! Just a joke, Rock!" and Bullwinkle, terrified, goes off the ship]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Rocket J? Ooh, Rock?