- [first lines]
- Narrator: Hey kids! Today's the day we find out what fiendish plan Boris Badenov is going to try on our heroes next!
- Boris Badenov: That's what *you* think, buddy!
- Narrator: But ya *have* to tell us.
- Boris Badenov: Who says?
- Narrator: Well, it's in the script. Look here, see?
- [the narrator reaches in front of the camera to hand Boris a copy of the script]
- Boris Badenov: Phooey! That's what I think of script!
- [Boris rips up the script]
- Boris Badenov: Nobody tells Boris Badenov what to do!
- Narrator: Oh, dear. W - well, uh...
- [as Boris and Natasha walk away, the camera pans to a backstage shot of Rocky and Bullwinkle sitting at a table drinking coffee]
- Narrator: Meanwhile, our heroes, Rocky and Bullwinkle...
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Hokey smoke! Are we on?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: You're a page and a half ahead, fella!
- Narrator: Well, I know, but the script got torn up.
- [Rocky and Bullwinkle rush to their places]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Uh-oh.
- [a clapperboard reading "Take One, Scene 5" is clapped and the story continues]
- Narrator: Uh, meanwhile, our heroes are nearing the fishing resort of Angel's Cramp with their underground herd of fishing worms.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Hokey smoke! I hope we make it, Bullwinkle!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: That's *my* line!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Sorry, Rock. I'm still a little confused.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Meanwhile, at the big fishing resort...
- Narrator: That's *my* line!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Sorry.
- Narrator: Oh, dear.
- [a clapperboard reading "Cut" is clapped in front of the camera]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Maybe we oughta take it from the top again.
- [a clapperboard reading "Take Two" is clapped in front of the camera and the narrator continues]
- Narrator: Meanwhile, at the mountain fishing resort of Angel's Cramp, a serious situation had developed...
- [the fishing resort of Angel's Cramp has run out of bait]
- Finlayson: Unless we get some bait, we're ruined!
- Penworthy: I'd pay a dollar apiece for fishing worms!
- [Dissolve from Angel's Cramp to Rocky and Bullwinkle, on the trail]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Did you hear *that*, Rocky?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: 'Course not, Bullwinkle. That fishing resort is five miles away.
- [Bullwinkle wanders out of frame, and the camera catches up with him]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [pointing off-camera] I could swear it was right over here...
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Oh, alright...
- [Rocky and Bullwinkle lead their worm herd]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Everybody up! Let's go!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [singing] Head 'em up, move 'em out! Head 'em up, move 'em out! Medium-rare hide!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: "Medium-rare hide"?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I can't stand it raw.
- [Boris leafs through the pages of "Disguises for All Occasions"]
- Boris Badenov: Is in here, somewhere, listed alphabeticababably. Let's see... Admiral disguise, Easter Bunny disguise, Uncle Sam disguise, villain disguise...
- [Natasha points to the image of the villain disguise, which looks like Boris's everyday attire]
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, that's vat you're vearing *now*.
- Boris Badenov: Of course! You don't think I *really* look like this!
- [from the "Mr. Know-It-All" segment, "How To Direct a Temperamental Movie Star"]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: And now, here's that master of the cinematic arts, Mr. Know-It-All!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: "Cinematic arts", nothing! This is about the *movies*!
- [Rocky and Bullwinkle have been fleeing from a monster, but Rocky decides to stop]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Hold it! Bullwinkle, I'm ashamed of us. We acted like cowards.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Who was actin'?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: We left our herd back there!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: True.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Monster or no monster, we gotta go back.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: How come?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: "Noblesse oblige"!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Gesundheit!
- [Boris and Natasha are being chased by a real whatsat monster]
- Narrator: Round and round the rough and rugged rocks the ragged rascals rudely ran, until they were able to escape temporarily.
- Natasha Fatale: [after escaping the real Wutzat] Dahlink, I thought Fireside Crookbook said Wutzat was extinct.
- Boris Badenov: [opens book] It did. Look right here. "This frightening beast is now extinct."
- Natasha Fatale: Turn page, dahlink.
- Boris Badenov: [turns page and reads] "Almost." Oh, boy!
- [after being scared off by Boris's Wutzat costume]
- Narrator: Our heroes fled in fright and panic.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Not to say pellmell.
- Narrator: While back at the gorge, the monster was gay and jubilant.
- Boris Badenov: Who's Gay and Jubilant? We're Boris and Natasha!