The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Lazy Jay Ranch: Parts 9-10 (1961)
Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Finlayson, Murdock, Mr. Peabody, Whatsat, Additional Voices
Quotes
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[first lines]
Narrator : Hey kids! Today's the day we find out what fiendish plan Boris Badenov is going to try on our heroes next!
Boris Badenov : That's what *you* think, buddy!
Narrator : But ya *have* to tell us.
Boris Badenov : Who says?
Narrator : Well, it's in the script. Look here, see?
[the narrator reaches in front of the camera to hand Boris a copy of the script]
Boris Badenov : Phooey! That's what I think of script!
[Boris rips up the script]
Boris Badenov : Nobody tells Boris Badenov what to do!
Narrator : Oh, dear. W - well, uh...
[as Boris and Natasha walk away, the camera pans to a backstage shot of Rocky and Bullwinkle sitting at a table drinking coffee]
Narrator : Meanwhile, our heroes, Rocky and Bullwinkle...
Rocket J. Squirrel : Hokey smoke! Are we on?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : You're a page and a half ahead, fella!
Narrator : Well, I know, but the script got torn up.
[Rocky and Bullwinkle rush to their places]
Rocket J. Squirrel : Uh-oh.
[a clapperboard reading "Take One, Scene 5" is clapped and the story continues]
Narrator : Uh, meanwhile, our heroes are nearing the fishing resort of Angel's Cramp with their underground herd of fishing worms.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hokey smoke! I hope we make it, Bullwinkle!
Rocket J. Squirrel : That's *my* line!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Sorry, Rock. I'm still a little confused.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Meanwhile, at the big fishing resort...
Narrator : That's *my* line!
Rocket J. Squirrel : Sorry.
Narrator : Oh, dear.
[a clapperboard reading "Cut" is clapped in front of the camera]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Maybe we oughta take it from the top again.
[a clapperboard reading "Take Two" is clapped in front of the camera and the narrator continues]
Narrator : Meanwhile, at the mountain fishing resort of Angel's Cramp, a serious situation had developed...
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[the fishing resort of Angel's Cramp has run out of bait]
Finlayson : Unless we get some bait, we're ruined!
Penworthy : I'd pay a dollar apiece for fishing worms!
[Dissolve from Angel's Cramp to Rocky and Bullwinkle, on the trail]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Did you hear *that*, Rocky?
Rocket J. Squirrel : 'Course not, Bullwinkle. That fishing resort is five miles away.
[Bullwinkle wanders out of frame, and the camera catches up with him]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : [pointing off-camera] I could swear it was right over here...
Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, alright...
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[Rocky and Bullwinkle lead their worm herd]
Rocket J. Squirrel : Everybody up! Let's go!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : [singing] Head 'em up, move 'em out! Head 'em up, move 'em out! Medium-rare hide!
Rocket J. Squirrel : "Medium-rare hide"?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : I can't stand it raw.
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[from the "Mr. Know-It-All" segment, "How To Direct a Temperamental Movie Star"]
Rocket J. Squirrel : And now, here's that master of the cinematic arts, Mr. Know-It-All!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : "Cinematic arts", nothing! This is about the *movies*!
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[Rocky and Bullwinkle have been fleeing from a monster, but Rocky decides to stop]
Rocket J. Squirrel : Hold it! Bullwinkle, I'm ashamed of us. We acted like cowards.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Who was actin'?
Rocket J. Squirrel : We left our herd back there!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : True.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Monster or no monster, we gotta go back.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : How come?
Rocket J. Squirrel : "Noblesse oblige"!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Gesundheit!
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[after being scared off by Boris's Wutzat costume]
Narrator : Our heroes fled in fright and panic.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Not to say pellmell.
Narrator : While back at the gorge, the monster was gay and jubilant.
Boris Badenov : Who's Gay and Jubilant? We're Boris and Natasha!
