The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Lazy Jay Ranch: Parts 9-10 (1961)

William Conrad: Narrator

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Narrator : Hey kids! Today's the day we find out what fiendish plan Boris Badenov is going to try on our heroes next!

  Boris Badenov : That's what *you* think, buddy!

  Narrator : But ya *have* to tell us.

  Boris Badenov : Who says?

  Narrator : Well, it's in the script. Look here, see?

  [the narrator reaches in front of the camera to hand Boris a copy of the script] 

  Boris Badenov : Phooey! That's what I think of script!

  [Boris rips up the script] 

  Boris Badenov : Nobody tells Boris Badenov what to do!

  Narrator : Oh, dear. W - well, uh...

  [as Boris and Natasha walk away, the camera pans to a backstage shot of Rocky and Bullwinkle sitting at a table drinking coffee] 

  Narrator : Meanwhile, our heroes, Rocky and Bullwinkle...

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Hokey smoke! Are we on?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You're a page and a half ahead, fella!

  Narrator : Well, I know, but the script got torn up.

  [Rocky and Bullwinkle rush to their places] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Uh-oh.

  [a clapperboard reading "Take One, Scene 5" is clapped and the story continues] 

  Narrator : Uh, meanwhile, our heroes are nearing the fishing resort of Angel's Cramp with their underground herd of fishing worms.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hokey smoke! I hope we make it, Bullwinkle!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : That's *my* line!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Sorry, Rock. I'm still a little confused.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Meanwhile, at the big fishing resort...

  Narrator : That's *my* line!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Sorry.

  Narrator : Oh, dear.

  [a clapperboard reading "Cut" is clapped in front of the camera] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Maybe we oughta take it from the top again.

  [a clapperboard reading "Take Two" is clapped in front of the camera and the narrator continues] 

  Narrator : Meanwhile, at the mountain fishing resort of Angel's Cramp, a serious situation had developed...

• [Boris and Natasha are being chased by a real whatsat monster] 

  Narrator : Round and round the rough and rugged rocks the ragged rascals rudely ran, until they were able to escape temporarily.

• [after being scared off by Boris's Wutzat costume] 

  Narrator : Our heroes fled in fright and panic.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Not to say pellmell.

  Narrator : While back at the gorge, the monster was gay and jubilant.

  Boris Badenov : Who's Gay and Jubilant? We're Boris and Natasha!