The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Buried Treasure/A Tisket a Casket, or The Bury Box (1961)
Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Mokesby, Witch #2, Mr. Peabody, Spike, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Rocket J. Squirrel : Did you really bury a million dollars in a pot, Colonel McCornpone?
Colonel McCornpone : You bet I did, Rocky boy. Of course, it's confederate money.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : But that flashy car is really real, huh?
Colonel McCornpone : Absolutely, Bullwinkle!
Rocket J. Squirrel : Looks a little old-fashioned.
Colonel McCornpone : Of course, it's the 1910 model. They don't build'em like that anymore.
Rocket J. Squirrel : I can see why.
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Colonel McCornpone : I need something to boost my circulation, Mokesby.
Mokesby : How about a shot of adrenaline?
Colonel McCornpone : Not my personal circulation, the papers! What can we do to boost our sales?
Mokesby : Well, how about sponsoring a buried treasure hunt?
Colonel McCornpone : I've got it, Mokesby! We'll sponsor a buried treasure hunt! How do you like that?
Mokesby : I couldn't like it better if it was my own idea.
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Colonel McCornpone : It's a great success, Rocky! The paper's sellin' like hotcakes, eh, Mokesby?
Mokesby : It should. That's what I'm printing it on.
Colonel McCornpone : You mean...
Mokesby : Yep, Colonel, we've run plum outta paper.
Colonel McCornpone : But this is awful, Mokesby.
Mokesby : Yeah, I'm running outta hotcakes, too.
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[Rocky and Bullwinkle are unable to find a place to dig for the Picayune Pot]
Rocket J. Squirrel : It's no use, Bullwinkle. Everybody else is digging in the most likely spot.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, then I'm going to dig in the most unlikely spots.
Rocket J. Squirrel : But that's ridiculous, Bullwinkle.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : I know, but that's all there is left.
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[Bullwinkle believes he's now rich after finding oil while unknowingly digging outside of an oil company]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Boy, you know what I'm gonna get first, Rocky?
[two policemen arrive and grab Bullwinkle]
Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, 30 days.
