- Laura Diamond: [At home, just got a new case] Uhm it's in-service day, the boys don't have school. Do NOT drop them off there!
- Leo Diamond: Oh, go already! There's someone dying to see you
- Jake Broderick: [Next to the victim] Where's his phone or iPod he was listening to?
- Reynaldo: Well, I'm guessing: stolen in the city without pity
- Max Carnegie: [Walking in on Meredith and Billy watching the accident on a computer] I have news! Oh, is it okay to look?
- Meredith Bose: Yeah, we're just on the crowd
- Max Carnegie: Getting hit by a bus is my biggest fear. Well, that and getting eaten by roaches. Not cockroaches, the smaller roach roaches...
- Billy Soto: Max? News!
- Laura Diamond: [Watching the interrogation] Looks like we found another Santini
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Hmm
- Max Carnegie: I have Kurt Berhensons financials here, if you can call them that
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Uh, what color is this paper?
- Max Carnegie: Biscuit! It's much easier on the eyes under this harsh lighting. You're welcome
- Meredith Bose: And suicide is unlikely. I found a juice store coupon on the victim
- Laura Diamond: Well, you're not gonna kill yourself before a free smoothie
- Laura Diamond: Maybe it's "Strangers on a Train"?
- Max Carnegie: Wasn't one of the victims killed by a bus?
- Captain Nancy Santiani: No, it's the Hitchcock movie!
- Max Carnegie: Don't know what that is. Remember that you're both like twice my age
- Captain Nancy Santiani: I feel like punching you so hard right now!
- Laura Diamond: [Tries to ease the tension] Okay. Maxie, do the thing with the thing with your thing
- Captain Nancy Santiani: [to Laura, who just figured out an alternative scenario] Oh! Of all the things I've imagined coming out of your mount, unsolving your own solve was not one of them