The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2015)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : I'm just saying that Lloyd's worst Christmas would be a snuff film.

  Lloyd : Meow.

  Cinema Snob : [Grunts]  A very short snuff film. He's very murderous!

• Mr. Crabtree : Her face will launch a thousand products. Everything from T-shirts to coffee mugs. After that... TV appearances.

  Cinema Snob : [as though hypnotized]  Must... buy... Grumpy... Cat... shit.

  [Snaps himself out of it and responds angrily] 

  Cinema Snob : Have we blown the top of the meta-thermometer yet?

• Cinema Snob : How invested can I be in this if it's constantly asking me to do other things on the computer? Like if it's about a Sharknado or something? I'm losing interest, movie!

  Grumpy Cat : [In a dream sequence]  Come to me, Crystal. You are powerless to resist me. Meow.

  Cinema Snob : [as though hypnotized]  Must... meme... cat!

  [as the captions form around Lloyd] 

  Cinema Snob : "Something, something, something... seriously?"