- Laura Diamond: Besides sports cars are usually driven by teeny guys compensating for their teeny...
- Jake Broderick: Roger that
- Laura Diamond: [Making an arrest on the dance floor] Hands up and do us all a favor and stop dancing or... whatever that is
- Billy Soto: [Slurping his ice cream] Oh, his is amazing!
- Meredith Bose: You are officially a 10 years old in a man's body
- Jake Broderick: Oh, I'd suggest we send somebody a little less respectful than Billy?
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Agreed! Bring Laura
- Meredith Bose: This system might be too isolated. It's missing critical security patches and updates. It's subtle, but it looks like a third party exploited one of the vulnerable services and installed a remote access tool...
- Billy Soto: Okay, Bose. You know I don't speak sexy tech genius
- Laura Diamond: [Whole department relocated to a bar] Hey Max, how long do we have this place?
- Max Carnegie: It's ours as long as we need. Just had to put down a credit card to start the tap. I used Santiani's
- Laura Diamond: [Out load] Open bar!
- Barista: He kept ordering triple pump mocha chai lattes
- Meredith Bose: Argh! That alone calls for a manhunt!
- Billy Soto: Hmm, sounds good to me
- Meredith Bose: It's 'cause you're 10
- Meredith Bose: [Break in] NYPD! Put your hands in the air!
- Billy Soto: Hands up!
- Seymour: You're not pizza
- Meredith Bose: [Seeing an old, bold man] You're not twentyish white guy with dark hair
- Seymour: Not anymore
- Billy Soto: Anybody else in here?
- Seymour: There is a cat somewhere
- Meredith Bose: [Found the hacker's pictures on the computer] Okay, here we go. Ugh! Please don't get your boys cameras! Ever
- Laura Diamond: Look at his junk
- Meredith Bose: I just did. It's underwhelming
- Laura Diamond: No, not that junk. The junk behind him: red plastic cup, piles of books, hot plate
- Meredith Bose: [Back in the office] Hello baby, mama's here!
- Billy Soto: Fancy thanks. So InfoTech is sweeping all of Tycho's devices and putting in a new fireball to prevent any further hacking
- Meredith Bose: Oh, adorable. It's firewall
- Billy Soto: I knew that