Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy! (2015)
Donna Lynne Champlin: Paula Proctor
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Quotes
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Paula Proctor : Look, I get it. Greg is your Jacob, but we all know you're gonna end up with Edward. Because you're Bella.
Rebecca Bunch : What is that reference? It's on the tip of my tongue. It's...
Paula Proctor : Twilight!
Rebecca Bunch : Twilight! Yes.
Paula Proctor : It's only the greatest story since Shakespeare... in Love!
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Paula Proctor : My marriage is like The Walking Dead. Okay, we are all just trying to get out alive.
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Paula Proctor : Uhhh, I hate her. She's worse than all the Kardashians combined. Except for Caitlyn, who's a national hero.
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Rebecca Bunch : I'm just gonna call Josh and see if it's cool that I come over.
Paula Proctor : Do you need me to call Valencia from a burner phone and tell her there's been a murder at the yoga studio so you and Josh can have more alone time?
Rebecca Bunch : You came up with that way too quickly.
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Paula Proctor : Is that Greg again? Look at that, he has texted you six times already today!
Rebecca Bunch : Yeah, because he's my friend! We're friends! We're gonna go to a movie - as friends!
Paula Proctor : It's like he's a stalker. Okay? No one likes a stalker.
[Paula looks through her binoculars]
Paula Proctor : Oh, the eagle and the bitch have landed.
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Calvin Young : Mmmm! Your perfume is delightful!
Paula Proctor : Thank you. I rubbed a magazine on myself this morning.
Calvin Young : Well, it smells like a cherub dancing in the morning dew.
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Darryl Whitefeather : How are my eyebrows?
Paula Proctor : Don't care.
Darryl Whitefeather : They can be wonky.
