Bones (TV Series)
High Treason in the Holiday Season (2015)
David Boreanaz: Seeley Booth
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Quotes
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Temperance Brennan : Are you aware that turkeys do a dance when they are reunited with a person they recognize?
Seeley Booth : Dance? That's great, Bones, but I guarantee you that they don't dance as good as they taste.
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Temperance Brennan : Everyone here is invited to Thanksgiving dinner
Seeley Booth : Oh, wow, that is a nice segue there, Bones.
Temperance Brennan : It seemed appropriate. Human and turkey tissue share remarkably similar texture.
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Temperance Brennan : I am not Christmas shopping, and if I were, I assure you, I would not be buying you a jet ski so you could kill yourself riding around like a 16-year-old
Seeley Booth : Well, it would make your husband very happy. Like a kid on Christmas morning
Temperance Brennan : No. Hank and Christine will be like kids on Christmas morning. You will be like a grown-up or as grown-up as you can be
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Seeley Booth : You've been all about secrets this week
Temperance Brennan : Some secrets are good secrets
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Temperance Brennan : Also, the two of you have seats behind the glass for the Flyers/Predators game on Friday night.
Seeley Booth : Seriously?
Temperance Brennan : That's what I was on the phone about this morning
Seeley Booth : Okay, some secrets I like.
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Seeley Booth : Look at you. You are getting big. Must be all the fish and chips in London.
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Seeley Booth : I suppose you're gonna broadcast everything that's in this to blow the roof off the NSA.
Jack Hodgins : No, I'm gonna give it to you. I don't think I'm qualified to decide the right thing to do with that. If anyone is... it's you.
Seeley Booth : You really trust me to know what to do with this?
Jack Hodgins : Yeah, I do
Seeley Booth : Destroy it, so nobody else gets hurt.
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Seeley Booth : God definitely didn't give you the lying gene.
Temperance Brennan : Well, mendacity is not God-given. It is coded into our genetics and passed down in our gene pool to ensure Homo sapiens' survival.
Seeley Booth : Okay, stop. The whole mumbo jumbo language that you're giving me right now is not gonna distract from the fact that you're lying to me.
Temperance Brennan : I was thinking maybe we shouldn't have turkey this Thanksgiving.
Seeley Booth : What? What, what, now you're trying to, what, incite a fight to try to distract me?
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Temperance Brennan : [On the phone] Okay. Do you understand I don't want him to know, it's a secret, but I just want to make sure that you can...
[notices Booth coming in]
Temperance Brennan : do that thing that we talked about... Okay... I'll call you later. Thanks
[Hangs up]
Temperance Brennan : It's a telemarketer
Seeley Booth : Oh. You're gonna call 'em back?
Temperance Brennan : Yeah, I don't want to be rude
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Seeley Booth : [On a golf course] Look, I didn't say it was a bad course. I just said the greens are like marble
Temperance Brennan : The problem is you don't know how to read it: slope, velocity, a little bit of simple geometry...
Seeley Booth : Hey, it shouldn't be that difficult, okay? I mean, you shouldn't be Aristotle to play a game
James Aubrey : Am I allowed to talk or is that a members-only privilege?
Temperance Brennan : Typically, caddies don't speak
James Aubrey : Caddy? I'm not your caddie and golf isn't a game, it's a sport
Seeley Booth : No, no, no! There's no defense, no defense in golf! No defense, no sport
Temperance Brennan : What Booth means is that if I can beat him, it's no sport
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Seeley Booth : [Walking into the newspaper office] Hey, it's kind of quiet for a major newspaper
James Aubrey : Might have something to do with the fact that nobody reads the paper anymore
Seeley Booth : What you're talking about? I do it every morning. I got a cup of Joe in the left hand, I got the paper in the right. I can feel the ink on my skin
James Aubrey : Yeah, it's a mess
Seeley Booth : Paper, ink, newsp... What? What are you talking about? It's tradition. You're not getting it
James Aubrey : No, I get it: you're old
Seeley Booth : Not old! It's a tradition. Stop!