- Sheldon Cooper: Amy, I excel at a great many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them. I think we should just stay friends.
- Penny Hofstadter: Wow, look at us. Our first Thanksgiving together as husband and wife.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah. I feel so grown up.
- Penny Hofstadter: Honey, you are grown up.
- Leonard Hofstadter: How many adults do you know that have Mr. Spock oven mitts?
- Sheldon Cooper: If there was a list of things that make me more comfortable, this list would be at the top of it.
- Raj Koothrappali: This reminds me of home.
- Emily Sweeney: You worked at a kitchen?
- Raj Koothrappali: I was in India. It was humid and smelled funny.
- Elon Musk: Someone didn't finish their pumpkin pie. Wanna share?
- Howard Wolowitz: A half-eaten pumpkin pie in a soup kitchen with Elon Musk? You bet I do!
- Leonard Hofstadter: So how did it go with Amy?
- Sheldon Cooper: Fine. It's comforting to know that Amy and I can still be friends.
- Penny Hofstadter: That's good. I could never be friends with any of my exes.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I'm sure you and Leonard can pull it off.
- Penny Hofstadter: Who's my favorite Spice Girl?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Baby.
- Penny Hofstadter: Who's my favorite member of N*SYNC?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Justin.
- Penny Hofstadter: Who's my favorite Backstreet Boy?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Nice try, it's N*SYNC forever.
- Howard Wolowitz: What are you doing here?
- Elon Musk: I'm washing dishes. Well, I was on the turkey line, but I got demoted for being too generous with the gravy.
- [Opening lines]
- Raj Koothrappali: Have you guys seen this feature that lets you talk to Siri without pressing any buttons? Hey, Siri. What time is it?
- Siri: The time is 6:37 p.m.
- Howard Wolowitz: So now anyone can control your phone? Hey, Siri. Show me pictures of naked grandma butts.
- Raj Koothrappali: Nice try. It only recognizes my voice.
- Howard Wolowitz: Oh.
- [Imitates Raj's accent]
- Howard Wolowitz: Hey, Siri. Show me pictures of naked grandma butts.
- Raj Koothrappali: I don't sound like that.
- Siri: Here are some images of naked grandma butts.
- Howard Wolowitz: So we don't even get to be up front?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: What does it matter?
- Howard Wolowitz: I was hoping some little kid would walk up and say "Please, sir. May I have some more?"
- Raj Koothrappali: We're in a soup kitchen, not a production of Oliver.
- Howard Wolowitz: It's not like I'm expecting them to sing.
- Howard Wolowitz: I'd really want to go to Mars, assuming I can bring my wife. She hardly takes up any room. She's basically a carry-on.