The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
Things We Lost in the Fire (2016)
Kat Graham: Bonnie Bennett
Quotes
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Bonnie Bennett : [photographing the guys putting diapers on baby dolls] Are you kidding me? Best blackmail material ever!
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Bonnie Bennett : [at mother-to-be gathering] Hey. Wasn't sure you'd make it.
Nora Hildegard : Well, anything to postpone studying for midterm.
[takes out gift]
Bonnie Bennett : Did you buy off the registry?
Nora Hildegard : You mean that list of demands. No. See, I refuse to purchase anything called a "milk warmer," so instead, I bought these tiny little socks that, for some reason look like laced-up sneakers.
Bonnie Bennett : Socks count as practical. Good. That's how I'll sell it to Caroline. Come on, I'll get you a drink. Although, fair warning,
[whispers:]
Bonnie Bennett : they're in baby bottles.
Nora Hildegard : Ah. Infants drinking. What a lovely image. Can't say I'm surprised.
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Nora Hildegard : Perhaps it's time for me to leave.
Matt Donovan : Perhaps you should.
Bonnie Bennett : No, I invited you. You should stay.
Nora Hildegard : I would, but I'm afraid your friend here may say something inappropriate to me, and then find himself never able to speak again.
Matt Donovan : Did you just threaten me?
Nora Hildegard : I didn't, actually. That would have looked like this.
[raises hand, casts spell:]
Nora Hildegard : Take another step towards me, and I'll pluck your vocal cords from your throat,
[Matt gasps for breath]
Nora Hildegard : and use them to play a rather sporting game of "Pin the Tail on the Deputy."
Bonnie Bennett : Stop! Please!