Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

Randall Park: Jimmy Woo

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• Jimmy Woo : You got away with it this time, Scott, but I'll be seeing you again.

  Scott Lang : Where?

  Jimmy Woo : Huh?

  Scott Lang : Where will you be seeing me again?

  Jimmy Woo : Like, in general I'll see, like, the next time you... do something bad I'll be there...

  Scott Lang : Oh.

  Jimmy Woo : ...to catch you.

  Scott Lang : You'll be watching and...

  Jimmy Woo : Yeah.

  Scott Lang : I thought you were inviting me somewhere.

  Jimmy Woo : Why would I do that?

  Scott Lang : That's what I was wondering. Why would you do that? I...

  Jimmy Woo : Like a party? Or dinner or something?

  Scott Lang : I don't know, I thought you were...

  Jimmy Woo : No, I meant...

  Scott Lang : ...planning the evening.

  Jimmy Woo : No, I meant to, like, arrest you.

  Scott Lang : No, that'd be a little strange.

  Jimmy Woo : Like, I'll arrest you later again.

  Scott Lang : Take it easy.

  Jimmy Woo : Okay.

  [turns to leave then turns back to Scott] 

  Jimmy Woo : Did you want to grab dinner or something? Because, I mean -

  [Scott shakes his head no] 

  Jimmy Woo : Because I'm free...

• Maggie : Cassie, let the man get by.

  Cassie : But Daddy's super sick!

  Jimmy Woo : I'll see about that.

  Cassie : He says he doesn't want anyone else to get sick.

  Jimmy Woo : Well, I'll take my chances, sweetie.

  Cassie : He barfed. Like, a lot.

  Jimmy Woo : Young lady, I'm a federal agent. I've seen worse things than vomit. Like, 'a lot' a lot?

• Cassie : Why can't you just leave my daddy alone?

  Jimmy Woo : Oh, Cassie. This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like, you can't draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of Article 16, Paragraph Three of the Sokovia Accords. Now, as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government... he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or currently are in violation of said Accords. Or any related statutes. Ok, sweetie?

  Scott Lang : Wow, you're really great with kids.

  Jimmy Woo : Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor.

• Jimmy Woo : Not to be a Johnny ask-a-lot, but you haven't had any contact with Hank Pym or Hope van Dyne, have you?

  Scott Lang : No.

  Jimmy Woo : You sure? Because it's only a matter of time before we get 'em. It was their tech, so they violated the Accords, too. And associating with them breaks your deal. And, uh, I don't need to remind you that any violation of your agreement means 20 years in prison. Minimum.

  Scott Lang : I haven't talked to Hank or Hope in forever.

  Cassie : They hate his guts.

  Scott Lang : [sarcastic]  Thanks, peanut.

  Jimmy Woo : How'd you do it, Scott?

  Scott Lang : Do what?

  Jimmy Woo : The card trick.

  Scott Lang : Seriously?

• Scott Lang : Come on, Woo. I've got three days left. Why would I try to escape?

  Jimmy Woo : Sorry, Scott, but rules are rules. You trip the perimeter alarm, we search the place. Keel to stern, soup to nuts.

  Scott Lang : [an agent accidentally drops something and it breaks]  Thank you. It was an accident. My foot went through the fence.

  Cassie : Our flying ant crashed.

  Scott Lang : [seeing Woo's look]  Hey, you try and entertain a ten-year-old when you can't leave the house. You know the lengths that I've gone to?

  [conjuring a playing card] 

  Scott Lang : Close-up magic.

  [conjuring the card from behind Cassie's ear] 

  Scott Lang : I learned that.

• Jimmy Woo : But, Doctor, campus police says they IDed both Pym and Van Dyne.

  Dr. Bill Foster : I don't know what to tell you, Agent. I haven't talked to Hank in 30 years. I can assure you I'm the last person he would want to visit.

  Agent Stoltz : Oh, come on, you expect us, to...

  Jimmy Woo : Hey, hey. Why is that?

  Dr. Bill Foster : Simple. We hate each other's guts.