Superstore (TV Series)
Shoplifter (2016)
Ben Feldman: Jonah
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Quotes
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Jonah : [asking a female customer in an effort to help Amy's daughter with her first period] Excuse me, ah - I'm an eleven year old girl, do I like pads or tampons? Hy-hypothetically.
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Glenn Sturgis : I thought we should all gather as a group in sort of a safe space so that we can share any feelings that we have about what happened. Um, is anyone feeling any sadness? Or shock? Or guilt? There are no wrong answers. Yes, Garrett.
Garrett : I guess apathy. I don't got any feelings about this dude.
Glenn Sturgis : Okay, uh, Garrett, thank you for sharing. Um, is anyone else feeling feelings of apathy? Okay, well, that's valid. That's va - no, it's not valid! You know what? No one is leaving this room until I see someone express some real g-d emotion!
Jonah : Uh, well, perhaps seeing a dead person today made us all realize how fragile the journey of life really is.
Glenn Sturgis : Thank you. A little cliché, but points for effort. All right, um, why don't we just all bow our heads.
Dina : No religion in the workplace.
Glenn Sturgis : Okay, a moment of silence.
Dina : Nope. Not if you're thinking about God.
Glenn Sturgis : Okay, Amy, could you come and say a few secular words?
Amy : Um, Charles, uh, wasn't just a man who needed corrective lenses, he was also not an organ donor. And, um, in conclusion, he lived on Oak Street. Thank you
