iZombie (TV Series)

Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues (2015)

Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti

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• [Liv is seen cooking Lacy Cantrell's brains, mixing eggs with flour and pinches of powdered spice, pieces of brains dropped into a batter, fried balls with a serving of hot sauce dip, as Liv begins to eat] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [groans]  God help me, that smells sensational.

• [Steph meets Peyton in front of Ravi, as Peyton leaves the two alone on the couch] 

  Steph : That's the girl you used to date?

  Steph : [holds her hand up to Ravi for a high-five]  Damn, playa!

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : No, no. I'm not high-fiving that. I wasn't born yesterday.

• [Liv shows up to The Slow Roll country bar, explaining to Ravi how nervous she is] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : What? What's with the face?

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [nervously]  I'm sweating like a 10-dollar whore on nickel night. What if my voice cracks? What if, in the middle of my song, some redneck shouts out, 'Show us your hooters!' and I go into full-on zombie mode?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, 'if, if, if.' If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump its bum when it jumps.

• [Major arrives home to find out Ravi named Major's new dog, Minor] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Things are different now with Minor here.

  Major Lilywhite : Minor?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : He was whining all night.

  Major Lilywhite : You named the dog Minor?

• [Clive reads a letter that murder victim Lacy Cantrell wrote to a man in prison, as Liv and Ravi listen along with] 

  Clive Babineaux : Here we go. "I can't stop thinking about that bar in Lubbock, when that wildcatter started chatting me up. You threw him clean across the room. When we made love that n..." Oh, okay. Yeah, right.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : I hate that phrase, "made love." It's like sex went and hired a PR firm.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Well, I just say, 'do sex.' You know, like, uh...

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : [whispers in Clive's ear while grabbing his shoulder]  'Thank you for doing sex with me.'

• [Liv plays the guitar back at the lab with Ravi beside her on the couch] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [singing]  When you near beat a man to death and got yourself thrown in / Walla Walla State Pen

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Love and murder. Country song staples.

• [Liv sits beside Ravi and begins smelling what smells like cologne] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [sniffs]  Are you wearing cologne?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Uh, it's called Desire-Rx. It has human pheromones in it. I'm a walking sex experiment.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Seeing Steph again tonight?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Obviously. She's my test subject.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Look at you! You don't know whether to wind your watch or scratch your ass.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : I'm fairly certain I do. My watch self-winds. My ass, on the other hand...

• [Ravi's date Steph questions him on the cologne scent he's wearing] 

  Steph : You're wearing a cologne made of pheromones? How do you know whose pheromones are even in there?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : You think the cologne makers were like, 'Hey, death-row inmate, scrape some pheromones in this cup. There's a pack of cigarettes in it for you.'

  Steph : It's a possibility.

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Me, I choose to believe they have the Hemsworth brothers on an elliptical wearing nothing but sponges.