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Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues (2015)

Robert Buckley: Major Lilywhite

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• [last lines] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [narrating]  Yeah, no kidding it'll make you crazy. You spend your life in a comfortable dream state believing in destiny. Then reality snaps you awake like a kick in the teeth. Bad things happen as often as good things. People who think they're meant to be together, aren't. Turns out we're nothing more than chemicals hurtling through space, haphazardly bouncing off each other.

  [there's a knock on Liv's front door] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [narrating]  Feeling stupid we ever believed there was some grand plan.

  [Liv opens the door, seeing an emotional Major on the other side] 

  Major Lilywhite : I need help.

  [the two give each other a tight hug, the two begin to kiss, repeatedly, passionately] 

• [Major arrives home to find out Ravi named Major's new dog, Minor] 

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : Things are different now with Minor here.

  Major Lilywhite : Minor?

  Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti : He was whining all night.

  Major Lilywhite : You named the dog Minor?

• [Liv tells Major how she truly feels] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : From the moment that I met you I knew that we were meant to be together. I was sure of it. It was like fate. But that was before I witnessed a mass murder. Before I'd eaten fresh brain, before I'd lied to you, or let you put yourself in a mental hospital. It was before I watched you die. And it was before all of this cruelty was directed back at me. Now, I don't think space can fix what's wrong with us. We're a dream that's dead. I doubt that I will ever stop loving you, but it's over now. I gotta let you go. Completely. Forever.

  Major Lilywhite : [Without any emotion, Major replies]  Perfect. Uh, thanks for stopping by.

  [Major then closes the front door on Liv] 

• [Liv yells at Major with how she feels by him] 

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Hey! Stop! I'm coming here like and adult, trying to talk to you. How can you be this cold to me?

  Major Lilywhite : Who exactly am I being cold to? Huh? Uh, who-whose brain did you eat this week?

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Oh, this is all me! And in case you've forgotten, I didn't ask for this. I went to a party because you told me I should. I woke up on a shore craving brains. And next thing I know, I've cracked this corpse's head open... How could I bring that home to you? How could I be your wife? I had become a monster. And I was confused, and I was dangerous. Every decision that I made last year, I made trying to protect you from my new reality. I-I know that in your eyes I screwed up badly along the line, but I did the best I could.

  Major Lilywhite : You know, I just... I keep asking you for some space, and every time I turn around, here you are.

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : [walks away but then pauses at the door]  Why are you doing this?

  Major Lilywhite : Doing what?

  Olivia 'Liv' Moore : Making me doubt the only thing in my life that I was sure was real.