The Muppets. (TV Series)

Going, Going, Gonzo (2015)

Eric Jacobson: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam Eagle

Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : Piggy, couldn't you give the list a rest? Haven't you ever heard of forgive and forget?

  Miss Piggy : Who said that? Whoever it was, I'm putting them on my list.

• Miss Piggy : And we're back with Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Now, I understand you started out as a child actor.

  Joseph Gordon-Levitt : Mm-hmm.

  Miss Piggy : Why'd you give that up?

  Joseph Gordon-Levitt : Uh... well, I got older.

  Miss Piggy : What, are you crazy? Don't admit that on TV!

• Miss Piggy : Oh, you can get on my list by breathing loud, showing weakness, eating BLTs with the "B", or ruining my song. How do you get off my list? Buy some Piggy Water.

  [takes a sip of Piggy Water] 

  Miss Piggy : Ah... It's buttery good!