- Kermit the Frog: [talking to Mindy] Maybe you'd be more comfortable letting Miss Piggy sing the song by herself?
- Mindy Kaling: I'd be more comfortable singing it from Bradley Cooper's lab, but that's not going to happen, either.
- Kermit the Frog: No.
- Mindy Kaling: I guess I'll just power through it.
- Pepe the King Prawn: Life is a chess game. And what is the most powerful piece on the board? The prawn.