The Muppets. (TV Series)
Hostile Makeover (2015)
David Rudman: Scooter, Janice
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Quotes
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Scooter : [terrified] We got a big problem with Piggy! She's...
Kermit the Frog : Scooter, Scooter, Scooter! Listen, relax. We talked about overreacting to things.
Uncle Deadly : It's a code red.
Kermit the Frog : [freaking out; to the other Muppets] Code red! Code red! This is not a drill!
[the Muppets are driven into a frenzy]
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[Kermit, Scooter, and Uncle Deadly are hiding under a desk during Miss Piggy's tirade]
Miss Piggy : [shouting] Who replaced my thick Sharpies with fine-tipped Sharpies? I'm signing autographs, not writing the Bible on a grain of rice!
Kermit the Frog : I have a feeling this isn't about pen thickness.
Uncle Deadly : So, I was fitting Piggy for a new dress...
Kermit the Frog : Oh, no, no. You forgot to cut out the tag? She knows her size?
Uncle Deadly : Oh please. I've woven such a cocoon of lies, she doesn't know her size, weight, or even how old she is.
Miss Piggy : [still shouting] Look at this nonsense: pencils, highlighters, a BACKSCRATCHER? If you're itchy, take care of it at home!
Kermit the Frog : What is going on?
Scooter : The People's Choice Awards are coming up and she doesn't have a date.
Uncle Deadly : Shocking. She seems like such pleasant company.
[Kermit, Scooter, and Uncle Deadly laugh]
Miss Piggy : [still shouting] How dare you try to calm me down with cake! Gimme that cake!