Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
I Hope Josh Comes to My Party! (2015)
Rachel Bloom: Rebecca Bunch
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Quotes
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Rebecca Bunch : Darryl, it's Rebecca. Listen, I don't know if I'm gonna make it to work today.
Darryl Whitefeather : Oh, why?
Rebecca Bunch : I'm just not feeling well.
Darryl Whitefeather : Oh, really? What is it?
Rebecca Bunch : Umm, my ovaries are eking out into my Fallopian tubes and they're wrapped around...
Darryl Whitefeather : Okay, we'll see you when you're feeling better.
[Darryl hangs up]
Rebecca Bunch : Wow, men are stupid.
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Rebecca Bunch : Well, if it isn't Mr. "I can't come to your party, because I have a bunch of complicated reasons. I prob'ly have to buy more black clothing, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Greg Serrano : That's a long name I have. Polish?
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Greg Serrano : You know, you're really starting to fit in here.
Rebecca Bunch : Thank you.
Greg Serrano : That's not a compliment.
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[Darryl is in an uncharacteristically manic frenzy]
Darryl Whitefeather : You know, at first, I had my doubts about this party - I mean, it's no Weekend Tuesday, do you know what I'm saying? But now, I mean, this is a blast! Oh, and I even met this great girl, Megan, who said she found your flyer in a gutter. Oh, she's such a good listener! And I told her all about my divorce... But I think she's from England because, I mean, her teeth are not good. But she gave me this terrific menthol cigarette!
Rebecca Bunch : Um, I think Megan might be a meth addict.
Darryl Whitefeather : Oh, yeah?
Rebecca Bunch : I think you maybe just smoked meth.
Darryl Whitefeather : Oh! Okay. Well, you know, that would explain why I've been digging a hole in the back yard for the last hour - but it's still fun! Hey Megan, honey, let's clean something!
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Young Rebecca : So tell me some other stuff about my future.
Rebecca Bunch : Okay, so you're gonna go to Harvard and Yale!
Young Rebecca : Yeah, yeah. So when exactly do I get those boobs?