Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)

I Hope Josh Comes to My Party! (2015)

Pete Gardner: Darryl Whitefeather

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Quotes 

• Rebecca Bunch : Darryl, it's Rebecca. Listen, I don't know if I'm gonna make it to work today.

  Darryl Whitefeather : Oh, why?

  Rebecca Bunch : I'm just not feeling well.

  Darryl Whitefeather : Oh, really? What is it?

  Rebecca Bunch : Umm, my ovaries are eking out into my Fallopian tubes and they're wrapped around...

  Darryl Whitefeather : Okay, we'll see you when you're feeling better.

  [Darryl hangs up] 

  Rebecca Bunch : Wow, men are stupid.

• [Darryl is in an uncharacteristically manic frenzy] 

  Darryl Whitefeather : You know, at first, I had my doubts about this party - I mean, it's no Weekend Tuesday, do you know what I'm saying? But now, I mean, this is a blast! Oh, and I even met this great girl, Megan, who said she found your flyer in a gutter. Oh, she's such a good listener! And I told her all about my divorce... But I think she's from England because, I mean, her teeth are not good. But she gave me this terrific menthol cigarette!

  Rebecca Bunch : Um, I think Megan might be a meth addict.

  Darryl Whitefeather : Oh, yeah?

  Rebecca Bunch : I think you maybe just smoked meth.

  Darryl Whitefeather : Oh! Okay. Well, you know, that would explain why I've been digging a hole in the back yard for the last hour - but it's still fun! Hey Megan, honey, let's clean something!