- Laura Diamond: Even I know who Zac Romero is... was. Internet millionaire, right?
- Jake Broderick: Yeah, that is if you spell millionaire with a "B"
- Billy Soto: I see an entry here, here and there
- Lalo Pescar: That's right: front door, back door, fire door. All monitored in real time with our security personnel and 20 HD-CVI cams. Absolutely tamperproof, the kind used by the UN
- Billy Soto: Well, then we need to let the UN know they have a problem, 'cause someone waltzed in here last night
- Billy Soto: All right, Bose, bring it. I know you have some technical over-my-head theory
- Meredith Bose: I got nothing
- Billy Soto: Really?
- Meredith Bose: Unless...
- Billy Soto: That's the nerd I love
- Meredith Bose: They potentially utilized a microchip that could somehow spoof the metadata to the federated credential system. It's a long shot, but it is viable
- Jake Broderick: Any idea what she's saying?
- Billy Soto: None
- Laura Diamond: Don't look at me! But if smarty-pants here says it's viable, it's viable
- Billy Soto: [after Meredith gave a technical option] I was just about to mention that
- Meredith Bose: Our parents gave us logic problems at dinner. Didn't solve it, no desert
- Billy Soto: My desert was on my plate before I even sat down
- Meredith Bose: Mama's boy
- Billy Soto: Damn straight
- Jake Broderick: So, we are searching for a perp who committed a bloodbath of murder without a single hair, fiber, footprint or fingerprint?
- Laura Diamond: Okay, we're looking for someone with no hair, no clothes, no fingers, no feet
- Jake Broderick: Or who can't be seen on camera
- Reynaldo West: And good luck finding the invisible man
- Laura Diamond: Hey Max, where are we on the ice cream?
- Max Carnegie: Don't have a location, but
- [picks up one wrapper from the many on his desk]
- Max Carnegie: it was a Happy Meadow dairy bar
- Laura Diamond: How did forensics...
- Max Carnegie: Forensics, forschmensics. I did a little research on my own, okay? I'm slightly gassy
- Laura Diamond: I heart you, Max
- Captain Nancy Santiani: [On TV] Thanks to the efforts of our dedicated 2nd precinct detectives, we have made an arrest in the murder of Zac Romero
- Laura Diamond: Did Santiani actually just compliment us?
- Jake Broderick: Don't get used to it
- Laura Diamond: Used to it? Pretty sure I just hallucinated it