The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Locked Box (2015)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
Quotes
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Laura Diamond : Even I know who Zac Romero is... was. Internet millionaire, right?
Jake Broderick : Yeah, that is if you spell millionaire with a "B"
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Laura Diamond : Yeah, but look at all the lacerations! I mean, how many arms did the killer have?
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Billy Soto : All right, Bose, bring it. I know you have some technical over-my-head theory
Meredith Bose : I got nothing
Billy Soto : Really?
Meredith Bose : Unless...
Billy Soto : That's the nerd I love
Meredith Bose : They potentially utilized a microchip that could somehow spoof the metadata to the federated credential system. It's a long shot, but it is viable
Jake Broderick : Any idea what she's saying?
Billy Soto : None
Laura Diamond : Don't look at me! But if smarty-pants here says it's viable, it's viable
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Jake Broderick : So, we are searching for a perp who committed a bloodbath of murder without a single hair, fiber, footprint or fingerprint?
Laura Diamond : Okay, we're looking for someone with no hair, no clothes, no fingers, no feet
Jake Broderick : Or who can't be seen on camera
Reynaldo West : And good luck finding the invisible man
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Laura Diamond : Hey Max, where are we on the ice cream?
Max Carnegie : Don't have a location, but
[picks up one wrapper from the many on his desk]
Max Carnegie : it was a Happy Meadow dairy bar
Laura Diamond : How did forensics...
Max Carnegie : Forensics, forschmensics. I did a little research on my own, okay? I'm slightly gassy
Laura Diamond : I heart you, Max
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Jake Broderick : You're one hell of a liar
Laura Diamond : Thank you. I learned from the best
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Captain Nancy Santiani : [On TV] Thanks to the efforts of our dedicated 2nd precinct detectives, we have made an arrest in the murder of Zac Romero
Laura Diamond : Did Santiani actually just compliment us?
Jake Broderick : Don't get used to it
Laura Diamond : Used to it? Pretty sure I just hallucinated it