Maile Flanagan: Perry

Quotes 

• Donald Davenport : You went to Mission Creek Tech?

  Perry : Best twelve years of my life. And, I was on the football team.

  Bree Davenport : No way. They let girls play back then?

  Perry : Nope. Had to grow a mustache and say I was Tom from Ohio.

• Tasha Davenport : You just said you didn't like me.

  Perry : [shouting]  I've grown as a person since then! Come 'ere!

  [Perry grabs Tasha, who squeals] 

  Perry : Don't fight it. Like me back.

• Bree Davenport : You know, if you don't think about how it was cooked, the chicken is actually quite tasty.

  Perry : Oh, I ran out of chicken. That's falcon.

• Leo Dooley : I'm done.

  Perry : But you haven't even tried my sausages yet.

  Leo Dooley : You cooked them in the tailpipe?

  Perry : You call it a tailpipe, I call it a smoker. Anytime I see hot air comin' outta somethin', the first thing I think is "How can I put meat in there."

  Donald Davenport : And to think you're still single.