The Good Catholic (2017)
John C. McGinley: Ollie
Quotes
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[Father Ollie enters wearing an Indiana basketball jersey over his robe]
Victor : Oh, now, come on, come on!
Ollie : What, Father?
Victor : Well, even the Franciscans had-had some rules about... THIS!
Ollie : Let me check, Father.
[opens the Bible and reads]
Ollie : "And cometh game day, 'tis okay to go forth in the colors of thine chosen team unless thine chosen team is the Purdue Boilermakers or the Kentucky Wildcats." God is good. Tip off's in five minutes. I'm makin' my nachos.
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Ollie : Look, you gotta... you gotta find something of your own, something selfish and stupid and... human; otherwise, you just might wind up like Victor.
Daniel : What's wrong with that?
Ollie : He wears his collar to Target. I mean he literally puts on his collar to buy Honey Nut Cheerios and toilet paper.
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Ollie : [trying out the new sound system] I keep hearing some sort of reverb.
Victor : Reverb is not the problem.
Ollie : It's like a flange or... I'm-I'm hearing some...
Victor : There's no flange.
Ollie : Do you even know what a flange is?
Victor : Oh, maybe the problem is that our equipment, uh, happens to amplify your vocal imperfections.
Ollie : Full disclosure. I-I haven't had an opportunity to read the manual, but I don't think this piece of equipment comes with a setting for drowning out jealousy.
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Ollie : Delusional hoop dreams and saturated fat - that's my thing. What's yours?