The Good Catholic (2017)

Danny Glover: Victor

Quotes 

• [Father Ollie enters wearing an Indiana basketball jersey over his robe] 

  Victor : Oh, now, come on, come on!

  Ollie : What, Father?

  Victor : Well, even the Franciscans had-had some rules about... THIS!

  Ollie : Let me check, Father.

  [opens the Bible and reads] 

  Ollie : "And cometh game day, 'tis okay to go forth in the colors of thine chosen team unless thine chosen team is the Purdue Boilermakers or the Kentucky Wildcats." God is good. Tip off's in five minutes. I'm makin' my nachos.

• Victor : [Choir practice, starts singing Amazing Grace with Father Ollie, then breaks into a rap version]  There's a descent case for blasphemy here.

• Victor : What's going on here? What is it?

  Daniel : I met someone.

  Victor : You met someone?

  Daniel : Yes.

  Victor : What does that mean?

  Daniel : A person. I met a person. There was a person, and I met her.

  Victor : Her?

  Daniel : Yes.

  Victor : Hmm. I see. So it wasn't just someone you met. You... you met HER, a... FEMALE someone.

  Daniel : I didn't do anything, Father.

  Victor : No one says you did.

  Daniel : Because I didn't.

  Victor : Okay.

  Daniel : So it doesn't matter if it was a female someone or a "her" if I didn't do anything, which I didn't, so it doesn't... matter.

  Victor : Great.

  Daniel : Terrific.

  Victor : Glory be.

  [starts walking away] 

  Daniel : I didn't do anything, Father.

  Victor : Well, that's between you and God now, isn't it?

• Daniel : She is... fun. Great. Fun and great.

  Victor : "She?"

  Daniel : She. Yes. She's a she. Jane is her name. It's a female name, uh, which she has because she's a girl. Woman.

  Ollie : Well, to be clear, uh... I'm definitely available for this dinner now.

• Victor : What. Is. Your. Passion?

  Jane : I'm gonna go.

  Victor : Afraid of the answer?

  Jane : Not half as much as you are.

• Victor : Have you been reading much John lately?

  Daniel : Yeah. Well, I... I'm a little bit more of a Ringo man myself, but...

• Ollie : [trying out the new sound system]  I keep hearing some sort of reverb.

  Victor : Reverb is not the problem.

  Ollie : It's like a flange or... I'm-I'm hearing some...

  Victor : There's no flange.

  Ollie : Do you even know what a flange is?

  Victor : Oh, maybe the problem is that our equipment, uh, happens to amplify your vocal imperfections.

  Ollie : Full disclosure. I-I haven't had an opportunity to read the manual, but I don't think this piece of equipment comes with a setting for drowning out jealousy.

• Victor : God bless, Jessica.

  Jane : Eat a dick, Father.