- After Catastrophe is betrayed, she teams up with female crime-fighters to take back what is hers and get her revenge from Arsyn.
- Catastrophe and Arsyn have been taking on the world together. But just when Catastrophe least expects it, Arsyn betrays her. Catastrophe decides to enroll into a training facility and gets trained by powerful women so she can take down Arsyn.
- Set in a futuristic London, trained agent Catastrophe is double-crossed and pushed off a building by colleague and dear friend Arsyn. After being tended by, she meets a group of powerful, strong women who appear to be modern crime-fighters with their own unique persona, skills, abilities, weapons, and gadgets. Some of these women also train Catastrophe for an upcoming battle. It all ends in a blank space near the city. While the city goes down in flames, both women with their associates meet for a final face-off as there is nothing Catastrophe likes better than revenge.—Edward L.
- A young lady executive, a beleaguered Taylor Swift, her top apparently ripped off, down to not much more than her short skirt and sheer stockings, fights for her life against several assailants in an office on the top floor of a high-rise building, and is unexpectedly aided in her struggle by a mysterious dubious-looking superheroine type called Arsyn. Not that she really needed help, she was doing fine on her own, dishing out defiance. Just as their battle seems won, though, she is, for no apparent reason, betrayed by her buddy, treacherously tossed out the window, to fall down onto the collapsing roof of a Jaguar sports car far down below, where the beauty lies stunned.
Suviving, she joins a training facility where she becomes a superheroine crimefighter. Calling herself Catastrophe.
The words of the song refer to the unassailable rift in the former friendship between Taylor and Katy, and the whole video is about betrayal by a former friend turned mortal enemy. "Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times, you and I..."
"And now we got drama... You made a really deep cut..."
Team Taylor turned up in full force to show their support. Selena Gomez appears as Arsyn, our heroine's nemesis, with a hint at (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) Katy Perry. Lena Dunham is cigar-smoking Lucky Fiori. The Trinity, a self-duplicated group of three, is played by Hailee Steinfeld. Serayah is Dilemma, and Gigi Hadid is Slay-Z. As Destructa X, nobody less than Ellie Goulding, who has a knack for handling a rocket launcher. Martha Hunt is HomeSlice, Cara Delevingne is Mother Chucker, Zandaya appears as Cut-Throat. Hayley Williams in a cheap red dodgy-looking fright wig as The Crimson Curse, Lily Aldridge as Frostbyte, Karlie Kloss as Knockout, and former Dark Angel (2000) lead Jessica Alba as Domino. Further rounding out the cast are Mariska Hargitay as Justice, Ellen Pompeo as Luna, and surprise, surprise, original supermodel Cindy Crawford as Headmistress. Truth is though, this plentitude of bravura characters all appear fleetingly, and keeping track of them would be difficult at best. Suffice to say that Taylor shines the brightest, and, gee, that's the game plan. Flying kicks are delivered, nubile costumed bodies dash about, Catastrophe more than holds her own against whomever dares to stand in her way, good triumphs over evil, at the cost of an exploding city.
But the damage has been done. "Band-aids don't fix bullet holes..." All because of nasty Katy, er, Arsyn...
"So take a look at what you've done... We used to have mad love..."
{posted by a Swiftie who thinks the two talented ladies should make up and be friends again, at least end the feud, come on!}
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