- Donald Davenport: Hey, guys. I have some very exciting news.
- Adam Davenport: You're finally eligible for senior citizen discounts?
- Donald Davenport: No. Maybe. I don't wanna talk about it.
- Donald Davenport: Look, the President called and he's honoring you guys with a prestigious award for completing mission No. 1000.
- Chase Davenport: Hey.
- Taylor: That's awesome! Congratulations, guys!
- Chase Davenport: Thanks, but technically, if you count all the missions where our bionics were still a secret, the number's actually 2,604 - but who's counting?
- Bree Davenport: You are! That's all you do is count!
- Chase Davenport: I do NOT - but just for the record that's the fifty-third time that you've told me that.
- Chase Davenport: Hey, Adam, how's the fire prevention training going?
- Adam Davenport: What? You said fire "prevention?"
- [all look towards a distant explosion followed shortly by an emergency alarm]
- Adam Davenport: Ooo. Welp, it's too late to prevent THAT one.
- Adam Davenport: [to his team] Could you guys go put THAT fire out and PREVENT the other fifteen we set?
- Bree Davenport: Uh, no offense, Logan, but when did Leo become your hero?
- Logan: Are you kidding? Talk about an underdog. He was just a regular guy, then all of a sudden he got bionics and became an inspiration to the whole world.
- Leo Dooley: Well, that IS my story.
- Logan: And I love how he didn't let his scrawny body and inferior skill set stop him from...
- Leo Dooley: We got it, Logan.
- Adam Davenport: All right, guys, let's get back to work! Next up: CPR training. Uhp, no, wait - CPR "prevention."
- Leo Dooley: I hate this. I worked so hard to prove myself but it doesn't matter. They're always gonna see me as their little brother who's barely bionic.
- Douglas Davenport: You got some oil on your face.
- Donald Davenport: Oh, that's not oil. That's an organic sea kelp facial cream. Gives me the pours of a fourteen-year-old Taiwanese girl's.
- Douglas Davenport: Yikes. How bad is HER life?
- Bree Davenport: Hey, Leo.
- Leo Dooley: DON'T talk to me like I'm a child!
- Bree Davenport: All I said was "Hey, Leo."
- Leo Dooley: Well, I detected a tone.
- Chase Davenport: You should've stopped when I told you to. This just proves you're not ready to lead your own team.
- Leo Dooley: I am MORE than ready, and maybe I wouldn't feel like I need to prove that to you guys if you weren't looking down on me.
- Bree Davenport: Leo, we don't look down on you.
- Adam Davenport: Yeah, we have total respect for ALL of your shortcomings.
- Leo Dooley: When are you guys gonna stop treating me like I'm an idiot?
- Chase Davenport: Maybe when you stop acting like one.
- [Leo threatens to legally divorce Chase as a brother]
- Adam Davenport: Don't worry, Chase. He can't legally do that. Trust me, I've looked into it.