The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Deceased Documentarian (2015)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
Quotes
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Laura Diamond : [Looking at the victim] Not a good day to be this guy!
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Laura Diamond : Alibi checks out for both the councilperson and the web sleuth. So we're back at square one
Meredith Bose : [Reading] Maybe square two
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Laura Diamond : Hi
Steve Guttenberg : Yeah
Laura Diamond : Steve Guttenburg? I'm detective Laura Diamond. You know, the "Police Academy"-movies inspired me to go into law enforcement
Steve Guttenberg : Really?
Laura Diamond : No! But, uh, I am a cop on the job and I need you to walk me in
Steve Guttenberg : Let me see your badge
Laura Diamond : [sighs] Feel my boob
Steve Guttenberg : I'm sorry, what?
Laura Diamond : Feel my boob! My badge is in my bra
Steve Guttenberg : Okay
Laura Diamond : The other boob
Steve Guttenberg : Oh. Usually takes me a couple of drinks to get to second base
[...]
Steve Guttenberg : So, where do you keep your gun
Laura Diamond : Don't push it!
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Laura Diamond : How is she?
Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski : She's gonna be okay, Laura
Laura Diamond : Not after I deal with her!