The House (I) (2017)
Will Ferrell: Scott Johansen
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Quotes
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Joe : [Gestures to the feminine sunglasses Scott is wearing] Are those women's sunglasses?
Scott Johansen : No, they're Italian.
Joe : [Gesturing to the thin long cigarette Scott is smoking] Well that's a woman's cigarette - that's nice.
Scott Johansen : No - also Italian. Italian sunglasses, Italian cigarettes.
Joe : Okay. Ciao!
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Scott Johansen : Eat her fucking face off, Martha!
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Tommy : This your daughter?
[points at Kate]
Scott Johansen : Where? Who, her?
Tommy : Right here.
Scott Johansen : That's such a compliment. This is my wife.
Kate Johansen : Alex?
Scott Johansen : In fact, there's our daughter.
[points at Rachel]
Kate Johansen : There she is. Hello, daughter.
Scott Johansen : Hi, honey.
Kate Johansen : Don't overthink it, just be our daughter.
Scott Johansen : Come right here.
Rachel : I'm not your daughter, that's your...
[Scott pushes her into a desk to shut her up]
Scott Johansen : Sorry, Rachel!
Tommy : The fuck's the matter with you?
Scott Johansen : What?
Tommy : Shoving a girl like that?
Scott Johansen : We are strict disciplinarians in our household!
Tommy : Get out of my way. I know this is your daughter.
[grabs Alex]
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Scott Johansen : It's for charity.
Frank : Yeah. Good.
Kate Johansen : Good.
Officer Chandler : Which charity?
Frank : Uhhh... horse circumcision.
Kate Johansen : Money for psychic kids.
Scott Johansen : Canada.
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Tommy : Where's the money?
Frank : We just got robbed!
Scott Johansen : Yeah!
Frank : Look, the safes are all empty!
Tommy : Do you know how many times I see someone point to any empty safe and say we have no money?
Frank : A hundred?
Scott Johansen : Five hundred?
Frank : Thirty thousand?
Tommy : It's rhetorical, fuckstick!