The Simpsons (TV Series)

Puffless (2015)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Hans Moleman, Groundskeeper Willie

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : [Imagining Patty and Selma as fat]  He, he! You're fat!

  Patty Bouvier : You're even fatter.

  Homer Simpson : Damn straight! No one outfats me!

• Marge Simpson : I hate it when you and Selma fight.

  Homer Simpson : Me too. I also hate it when you agree.

• Bart Simpson : Hey, Lis. You think I can use denture adhesive to climb the walls?

  [Tries it, and falls on his head] 

  Lisa Simpson : No. Next time wait for my answer.

  Homer Simpson : Cut it out you two. Your grandma's medicine cabinet is not a toy chest. Ooh, Vicodin.

• Abraham Simpson : Nothing can top an old man's romantic gesture.

  Charles Montgomery Burns : [Arrives inside a gift box hauled by Smithers]  Except a rich man flaunting his wealth.

  Abraham Simpson : Oh, the one thing I can't compete against: competition.