- Sterling Archer: [apologising to Lana after long awkward pause] Sorry I tried to spit roast your mom.
- Lemuel Kane: Lana, this is all just crazy. Why does he have a gun? And why is he driving? I should be driving.
- Lana Kane: No, daddy. Archer should drive. He's actually pretty great at it.
- Sterling Archer: Eeep... eeep... eeep.
- [Looks at Lana]
- Lana Kane: [Turns her head away] When he's not ejaculating.
- Lemuel Kane: Not in my Mustang, you don't... . But seriously, what's wrong with him?
- Claudette Kane: [Entering hot tub, nude] Mmmm, oh, isn't this just so relaxing?
- Sterling Archer: [Awkwardly embarrassed] Is it?
- Claudette Kane: Well, nudity is our natural state.
- Lemuel Kane: He's not nude!
- Claudette Kane: Whaaat? Then why are you in here?
- Sterling Archer: I was just asking myself that same...
- Claudette Kane: That's ridiculous. You have to be naked, otherwise it's pointless.
- Sterling Archer: [Gulping] Is it?
- Claudette Kane: Trunks, young man; trunks!
- Sterling Archer: Ah... okay.
- Lemuel Kane: There, that's not so hard, is it?
- Sterling Archer: So, do you guys do "phrasing"?
- Lana Kane: Ah, and, um, you remember Archer?
- Lemuel Kane: [Reaching to shake Archer's hand] Yesss, of course. We've got the mashed potatoes just how you like 'em - 98.6.