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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : [apologising to Lana after long awkward pause] Sorry I tried to spit roast your mom.
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Lemuel Kane : Lana, this is all just crazy. Why does he have a gun? And why is he driving? I should be driving.
Lana Kane : No, daddy. Archer should drive. He's actually pretty great at it.
Sterling Archer : Eeep... eeep... eeep.
[Looks at Lana]
Lana Kane : [Turns her head away] When he's not ejaculating.
Lemuel Kane : Not in my Mustang, you don't... . But seriously, what's wrong with him?
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Claudette Kane : [Entering hot tub, nude] Mmmm, oh, isn't this just so relaxing?
Sterling Archer : [Awkwardly embarrassed] Is it?
Claudette Kane : Well, nudity is our natural state.
Lemuel Kane : He's not nude!
Claudette Kane : Whaaat? Then why are you in here?
Sterling Archer : I was just asking myself that same...
Claudette Kane : That's ridiculous. You have to be naked, otherwise it's pointless.
Sterling Archer : [Gulping] Is it?
Claudette Kane : Trunks, young man; trunks!
Sterling Archer : Ah... okay.
Lemuel Kane : There, that's not so hard, is it?
Sterling Archer : So, do you guys do "phrasing"?