Lab Rats (TV Series)

Human Eddy (2015)

Will Forte: Eddy, Human Eddy

Quotes 

• Eddy : Well, look who finally got a big boy voice. Still waitin' for the rest of your little boy body to catch up, huh?

• Donald Davenport : Don't worry. Human Eddy isn't mean. When I put his artificial intelligence into this synthetic body, I altered his personality. I made him nice.

  Human Eddy : I begged his not to, but now I'm glad.

• Human Eddy : Well, I'll tell you what's wrong with these kids, Terry. There's not enough of 'em.

  Perry : You're new here, so I'm gonna let that one go.

• Leo Dooley : Good morning, Eddy.

  Human Eddy : Go choke on a muffin!

  Bree Davenport : What did he just say?

  Human Eddy : I said "Go choke on a muffin," but if you prefer a bagel or danish, as long as you're gasping for air, I'm good.

• Donald Davenport : You know, I don't think I've ever had anyone offer to brush my hair before.

  Human Eddy : Welcome to Heaven.

• Human Eddy : Oh, Terry, I could never fill YOUR shoes. Mostly because I don't fit into a size gnome.

  Perry : What'd you say to me?

  Human Eddy : I said why don't you go back to your mushroom house and leave me alone!

• Human Eddy : Hey, if you're gonna grab MY beard, then I'm gonna grab yours.

• Human Eddy : Hey, get back here and fight me like the she-beast you are!