- Russian Cab Driver: So, you return from a hard day of taking our jobs to your lover.
- Marge Simpson: He's not my lover.
- Moe Szyslak: Let the man speak!
- Moe Szyslak: Thanks, guys, for getting me this job after destroying my bar. I'll never forget or forgive what you did for and to me. So thanks a lot. Also, thanks a lot!
- Marge Simpson: You know, we've all be happier if we both quit our jobs.
- Moe Szyslak: You know what, Midge? You're right. I'm gonna rebuild my bar better than before.
- [Enters]
- Moe Szyslak: Oh, my God! I don't remember it being this bad!
- Moe Szyslak: [after Lenny and Carl leave] Oh, suddenly they're too good for me?
- Homer Simpson: Well, some people still act like they're still in grade school.
- Moe Szyslak: Oh, so now you're going to throw your grade school education on my face?
- Homer Simpson: You know what, Moe? You're a real jerk! I didn't mind it when it came with beer.
- Moe Szyslak: I don't need you. I'm all the company I need.
- [Sees reflection on tureen]
- Moe Szyslak: Ugh! Suddenly I lost my appetite.