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Cheryl Tunt : Let me guess - you got all butt hurt because Lana hired an actor to shoot you so you wouldn't endanger the baby. So you went to Vegas and went on a bender and now you're broke and need me to bail you out so you can fly home.
Sterling Archer : Let me tell you everything that you got wrong. Sending the money would be great except that I'm on the no fly list.
Pam Poovey : How did you get on the no fly list?
Sterling Archer : Shut up Pam!
[flashback - Archer is on a plane pounding on the cockpit door with an empty Mai Tai and fighting off airline personnel]
Sterling Archer : I wanna fly the plane!
Cheryl Tunt : So you need me to send you money for a train ticket?
Sterling Archer : Well that would be great except I'm also on the no train list.
Cheryl Tunt : I didn't know there was a no train list.
Sterling Archer : Neither did I.
[flashback - repeat of the plane incident, except on a train]
Sterling Archer : I wanna fly the train!
