Scream Queens (TV Series)

Chainsaw (2015)

Emma Roberts: Chanel Oberlin

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Quotes 

• Chanel Oberlin : I just, I want us to be together. All I ask is that maybe you'll have sex with a smaller number of people.

  Chad Radwell : Do you understand how controlling that is, Chanel?

• Chanel Oberlin : This closet is the most precious thing in my life. It's like a second vagina to me, so you sneaking in here and rifling through my clothes is a heinous violation! You have violated my closet vag.

• Chanel Oberlin : Ok, pledges, line up for tonight's festivities. We're gonna play a game called "Cocaine or Dildo."

  Dean Cathy Munsch : Ooh, that sounds fun but also kind of like hazing and illegal in, like, what, six different ways.

• Hester Ulrich : Growing up, all I wanted to be was a fashion girl... and then tragedy struck!

  Chanel Oberlin : Is that how you got in that hellacious neckbrace? Was there an accident?

  Hester Ulrich : No, severe scoliosis. It stunted my growth.

• Chanel Oberlin : I don't understand! Where is #2's body? Is she alive? Is she dead? Who is stealing all these bodies?

  Chanel #5 : Don't ask me! I'm not the killer! I was just bored, so I came out here to look at #2's frozen, dead body and lo and behold, she's not here.

• Chad Radwell : Why do you even care how many people I sleep with? Okay, I always wear protection and it's not like I love these chicks.

  Chanel Oberlin : You-you love me?

  Chad Radwell : That is not what I said!

  Chanel Oberlin : You love me!

  Chad Radwell : Stop saying that!

• Chanel Oberlin : [in the walk-in freezer]  Where is Number Two's body? Is she alive? Is she dead? Who is stealing all these bodies?

  Chanel #5 : Don't ask me. I'm not the killer. I was just bored. So I came down here to take another look at Number Two's frozen dead body, and look and behold, she's not here. Look, Chanel, I'm gonna be honest with you. Sort of over this whole... serial murder thing that's going on right now. Last night, I had an amazing threesome with Roger and Dodger, and I realized that I'd rather focus my attention this semester on getting spit-roasted by hot golf frat twins than help you figure out who's murdering a bunch of dumb gashes!

  Chanel Oberlin : [yells]  What are you saying?

  Chanel #5 : You heard me. I got Eiffel Towered by hot morons who are brothers. And now, I'm out! It occurred to me that I don't really care where Chanel #2 is. *You're* the president, which means it's *your* problem. I'd hop to it if I were you, because pretty soon, folks are gonna start noticing she's missing, and they're gonna start snooping.

  [turns to leave] 

  Chanel Oberlin : Don't you walk away from me, Number Five!

  [#5 just smirks, goes off] 

  Chanel Oberlin : I will destroy you, bitch!

• Chanel Oberlin : Chad? Chad, I need to talk to you! It is... so sad about Boone, isn't it? Are... are you okay?

  [strokes his face] 

  Chanel Oberlin : I mean, how are you feeling?

  Chad Radwell : Ah, I don't know. How do you think I'm feeling, Chanel? My best friend in the world, who used to compliment me all the time, was murdered. So... news flash! I'm super sad.

  Chanel Oberlin : I wanna be the one who tells you how awesome you are all the time.

  Chad Radwell : Oh, you had your chance, you know, and you ruined it... when... you started freaking out when I said I wanna have sex with your corpse.

  Chanel Oberlin : I know, okay, and I'm... *so* sorry. I just... I want us to be together. All I ask is that maybe you have sex with a smaller number of people.

  Chad Radwell : Wha-? Do you understand... how controlling that is, Chanel?

  [shakes his head] 

  Chad Radwell : I know you're not a psych major, so you're not gonna really process what I'm telling you right now, but what you just said is literally pathological.

  [sputters] 

  Chad Radwell : Why do you even care how many people I sleep with, okay? I always wear protection, and it's not like I love these chicks.

  Chanel Oberlin : You... you love me?

  Chad Radwell : [high-pitched squeal]  That's not what I said!

  Chanel Oberlin : You love me.