Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Boyle-Linetti Wedding (2015)

Terry Crews: Terry Jeffords

Quotes 

• Terry Jeffords : [Holt has officiated at the wedding]  I gotta hand it to you, Captain. That was some ceremony.

  Captain Ray Holt : It wasn't difficult. I simply said what I wish had been said when Kevin and I got married.

  Kevin Cozner : Oh, well, then I never would have heard your hilarious "efficient/officiant" quip.

  Captain Ray Holt : Hmm, you're right. I regret nothing. But all this does make me think I might enjoy a more festive expression of our commitment to one another.

  Kevin Cozner : Are you suggesting we hold an honest to goodness wedding?

  Captain Ray Holt : Hmm. Nothing too elaborate. We're not the Kardashian-Wests, after all. They are a musician and a celebrity personality who recently wedded.

  Kevin Cozner : Yes, yes, I know, they were answers on Jeopardy.

  Captain Ray Holt : I think you mean questions.

  [Both laugh] 

  Terry Jeffords : [pauses]  You guys are fun.

• Captain Ray Holt : I'm having some trouble with my speech. All I've got so far is a poem.

  Terry Jeffords : Ooh, a poem. Sounds romantic.

  Captain Ray Holt : [Reads]  "Marriage is a contract between two adults of different families."

  [Terry gives him a look] 

  Captain Ray Holt : It's a haiku... and a fact. It works on two levels.