Joel Watson: Chip Chapley, Star Spangled Bastard, Wesley Meadows, Eagle, Arsenist, Captain, Villo, 80's Man, Alberto, Alien President, Announcer, Badger Pay Pay, Bartender, Camera Operator, Chad, Chief, Clan Leader, Dad, Dad #2, Detective Schmidt, Director, Douchey McGee, Everyone, Ezekiel, Flaming Amos, General, Gerald, Glorp, Guard 1, Gurk, Guy in Crowd #281, Guy in Crowd #3, Guy in Crowd 1, Guys, Hitler, Inner City Teacher, Janitor, Japanese Janitor, Jewish Man, Jimmy Ticklebritches, Joel, Karate Kid 3, Lee Harvey Oswald, Leon, Lizard President, Luther, Man, News Man, Old Codger, Pain Soldier, Pirate, Police Chief, Randy Bambers, Randy's Best Friend Jeff, Reading Wrestler, Robot Exec 2, Robot Wesley, Satan, Scientist #1, Senior Cop Dad, Students, The Arsenist, Therman, Tim Rushmore, Timtern the Intern, Townsfolk, Transformer, Truck Driver 2, Ultrasoldier, Umpire, Union Jackass, Weather Drone, Wright Brothers