Archer (TV Series)

Three to Tango (2015)

Carlos Alazraqui: Guard

Quotes 

• Guard : Ay! Coronel!

  Sterling Archer : Um, okay.

  Guard : Su carat, Coronel, por favor.

  Sterling Archer : Uh, bueno. Conmigo estan el Presidente de Brasil. Y su...

  [Archer opens the back window] 

  Sterling Archer : esposa grande.

  Guard : [sighs]  Por supuesto, Coronel Cal... Espere. Lando?

  Guard : [with suspicion, reaching for his holster]  Calrissiano?

  Sterling Archer : So, here's the thing with that.

  [Guard pulls his gun, but tranquilizer dart hits him in the neck] 

  Guard : [holding tranq gun]  Boring conversation anyway.

  Lana Kane : God damn it, Archer!

  Sterling Archer : That's Coronel Calrissiano to you!

  [Archer floors the gas, smashing through the arm and racing into the parking structure] 

  Conway Stern : Archer!

  Lana Kane : Don't drive angry!

  [Archer slams on the brakes amongst more guards] 

  Lana Kane : What the hell are you doing?

  Sterling Archer : I'm Archer-izing this plan!

  Lana Kane : What? No, no! Unh-uh. You cannot make yourself a verb! I will not allow it.

  Sterling Archer : [laughing]  I'm a verb now, Lana. Deal with it!

  [Archer gets out of the car, then ducks back in] 

  Sterling Archer : And then, also, cover me, please.