Galavant (TV Series)

Dungeons and Dragon Lady (2015)

Ricky Gervais: Xanax

Quotes 

• Chef : King Richard, may I present Xanax the magician.

  Xanax : Actually, I'm not legally allowed to call myself a magician anymore. 'Cause of the whole... thing. Think of me as a spiritual guide. I'm allowed to call myself that. Anyone can. It's meaningless.

• [singing a Beatles-like song] 

  Xanax : Close your eyes, open your mind, your journey's about to begin. Relax your karma and try not to barf as the universe starts to spin. Hocus pocus, expialidocious, set your aura free. Petrificus totalus, drink deeply from the chalice. Tell us what you see.