Galavant (TV Series)

Dungeons and Dragon Lady (2015)

Vinnie Jones: Gareth

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• King Richard : You have always been my most loyal friend, Gareth. I know you're not a hugger, but if you were, I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket made of love.

  Gareth : Xanax?

  Chef : So much Xanax.

• King Richard : Why do I continually allow people to treat me this way? Oh, come on. Forget I'm your king and talk to me like your friend.

  Gareth : All right. You keep acting like a prat, you need to be more of a geezer. You know, I've tried to tell you time and time again, but you don't turn your ear!

  King Richard : Oh, Gareth. I can't understand a word you say.

• Madalena : Gareth, cut her face and torture the rest.

  Gareth : Excuse me?

  Madalena : I said torture them. Is there a problem?

  Gareth : No, there's not a problem. I like torturing, I'm pretty good at it. I once kept a guy alive for a week and he was just a head and a finger. But that order came from the king, and I serve my king.

  Madalena : Your king is weak, Gareth, you know this. He cries like a baby and cares like a woman, makes decoupage footstools as a hobby.

• Gareth : I don't give a rat's ass about your orders. I might be a dog, but at least I'm a loyal one, love. Now, I serve the king, so I only follow his orders.

  King Richard : That is so nice to hear. You have always been my most loyal friend, Gareth. I know you're not a hugger, but if you were, I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket made of love.