Galavant (TV Series)

Joust Friends (2015)

Vinnie Jones: Gareth

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Quotes 

• [King Richard tries to hug Gareth] 

  Gareth : Hey! I've only ever hugged one man in my entire life, that was the day my father died... I squeezed that rotten bastard to death.

  King Richard : Right, we'll hug later. Good talk.

• Gareth : Well... I just think... And I say this very respectfully, sire. You've gotta *man* up. You've gotta *butch* up for her a little bit.

  King Richard : Me?

  Gareth : Yeah.

  King Richard : I'm sorry, Gareth. I am Mr. Butch!

  [Looking down at himself] 

  King Richard : Oh, poop. I got gravy on my tummy flowers.

  [Straightens up as realization dawns] 

  King Richard : Oh my God, you're right.

• King Richard : Holy cow! This is your room?

  [Breathing deeply] 

  King Richard : What's that smell?

  Gareth : Testosterone.

  King Richard : [Sniffs again]  Mmmm. Musky.