- The Undertaker: [to Kurt Angle] I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat, you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off!
- The Undertaker: Now, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't about a lot of talk these days, 'cause too many people do too much talking. But when somebody pisses me off, there's gonna be hell to pay. And there ain't nothing I can't stand more than some punk-ass that's afraid of a fight. Kurt Angle. American hero, if that ain't a big load of crap, I don't know what is. Kurt, first you stopped my brother Kane and I from winning the tag titles with your bogus-ass interference. And if that ain't enough, then... you pour milk and food on my brand-new Titan motorcycle? And you don't even have the common courtesy to clean it off. Listen, if you got a beef with me, I ain't a hard guy to find. I stand 6'10", I weigh 330 pounds, and I'm usually kicking the hell out of somebody! So I guess, Kurt, I will be all damn to hell if I let you hide behind some bogus apology that I do not accept. So let me lay it out like this: I think it's time Kurt Angle found out why I am the American Bad Ass. And it's time for him to feel an ass-kicking old-school style. So I guess what I'm getting at is, Kurt Angle, it's time for me and you to fight. Tonight, here, now, let's get it on!
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: Chris Jericho, Y2J, I have a proposition for you. Why don't you, um, come down to this ring, and, well, let's make up? I promise you I'll make it worth your while. Now, I know that Chris has said some... some not very nice things about me, but I know that he didn't mean them. And I've also said, and, well, done some things that... that I'm not very proud of. But I have a secret. Now, Hunter might get a little bit jealous about this, but, uh, at King of the Ring, when you laid that big old kiss on me, I kind of liked it. And I think you liked it, too. So before this whole thing blows up with Triple H and... and you, Chris, and me, let's... let's put the past behind us. Let's... be friends. So, pucker up, Chris, and let's make up.
- Chris Jericho: [appearing on the TitanTron] Stephanie, I'm absolutely ecstatic that you feel that way. I mean, I've been thinking about nothing but that wonderful, wonderful kiss. For the last two weeks, it's thrown my life absolutely upside-down. To be honest, I've been waiting, I've been pining for the day when I get to taste the wine of your ruby-colored, rose-colored lips once again. I mean, I want to take your shapely, curvaceous, pulchritudinous female form and hold it next to mine and squeeze for everything I've got. And now my dreams are coming true again. My heart is racing, my blood is pumping, and I'm coming out there... provided I don't embarrass myself, I'm gonna give you the biggest smooch you have ever, ever, had in your entire life. I'm coming right out, sugar muffin. You wait right there for me.
- [as Stephanie puckers up, Jericho's music hits; when the lights come up, Road Dogg and X-Pac are at the top of the entrance ramp, but Jericho is nowhere to be seen]
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: [as Hunter comes out, too] Hello?
- Chris Jericho: [re-appearing on the TitanTron] Seriously, that was the most pathetic attempt at an ambush I've ever seen in my entire life, orchestrated by Triple H, the biggest jackass I've ever seen in my entire life. I mean, that "plan" was as painfully obvious as the fact that Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is nothing more than a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom-feeding, trash-bag ho, and a rancid, reeking, foul-smelling, stinking piece of roadkill. Triple H, I know why you're so miserable, because you have to live with the fact that Y2J got more action from a ten-second kiss with your wife than you've gotten from her in the entire ten months that you've been together. But at Fully Loaded, Trip, if you want action, Y2J is gonna give you all of the action you can handle, jerky. Because now, you're still the Game, but I have become the hunter.
- Triple H: Jericho, tonight might not be the night, but, Jericho, mark my words, at Fully Loaded, YOUR ASS IS MINE!
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: If Rikishi's butt gets any bigger, he will have to start wearing a license plate.