Mark Calaway: The Undertaker

Quotes 

• The Undertaker : [to Kurt Angle]  I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat, you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off!

• The Undertaker : Now, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't about a lot of talk these days, 'cause too many people do too much talking. But when somebody pisses me off, there's gonna be hell to pay. And there ain't nothing I can't stand more than some punk-ass that's afraid of a fight. Kurt Angle. American hero, if that ain't a big load of crap, I don't know what is. Kurt, first you stopped my brother Kane and I from winning the tag titles with your bogus-ass interference. And if that ain't enough, then... you pour milk and food on my brand-new Titan motorcycle? And you don't even have the common courtesy to clean it off. Listen, if you got a beef with me, I ain't a hard guy to find. I stand 6'10", I weigh 330 pounds, and I'm usually kicking the hell out of somebody! So I guess, Kurt, I will be all damn to hell if I let you hide behind some bogus apology that I do not accept. So let me lay it out like this: I think it's time Kurt Angle found out why I am the American Bad Ass. And it's time for him to feel an ass-kicking old-school style. So I guess what I'm getting at is, Kurt Angle, it's time for me and you to fight. Tonight, here, now, let's get it on!