The Middle (TV Series)

A Quarry Story (2015)

Neil Flynn: Mike Heck

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Quotes 

• Frankie Heck : Okay, Mike, I just stepped on a fork in the tub. How many times have we told the kids we wash spoons in the tub, knives and forks in the bathroom sink?

  Mike Heck : It's just common sense.

• Mike Heck : Look, family working together is a bad idea. You know how I feel about nepotism.

  Frankie Heck : You're letting her clean your toilets. You're not giving her a part in your movie.

  Sue Heck : Oh my God, Dad, this would be so perfect. You'll get to see another side of me. I'll get to see another side of you.

  Mike Heck : There is no other side of me.

• Frankie Heck : Okay, you know how Oprah's motto is "Live your best life"?

  Mike Heck : Can't that woman just stay retired?

• Mike Heck : [angrily]  Think of all the things that could have happened. Someone could been drinking, gotten into a car, and killed a family!

  Axl Heck : And a baby!

  Mike Heck : And a baby!

  Sue Heck : [sobbing]  I could have killed a baby!