2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Fun Factory (2015)

Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing

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Quotes 

• Han Lee : Thank you, everyone, for staying late to learn our new iPad order system.

  Earl : We had no choice. You locked the door from the outside.

  Han Lee : Either way, we're learning.

  Caroline Channing : Han, why would we update your order system when our uniforms are from the 1970's and our paychecks are from the 1800s?

  Han Lee : Let's get to the tutorial. Max, you and I are going to role-play.

  Max Black : All right, you can be the little bitch and I'll be me.

  Oleg : I don't need this lesson. I'm very familiar with the touch screen. Let's just say I put the "goo" in Google.

  Han Lee : I'm going to pretend I'm a customer and order a hamburger. Hello, Miss. I'll have a hamburger.

  Max Black : Certainly, Miss. Would you like that with or without Salmonella?

• Caroline Channing : Um, hi. Should we just come in? The door is open.

  Ace : Yep, always is. Doors create boundaries. Boundaries are a bummer. You know what else is a bummer?

  Max Black : Tall guys with small penises?

• Max Black : Here you go, Earl.

  Earl : Max, what's wrong? You seem happy.

  Max Black : I'm just still on a high from this $10,000 bank loan I got last week. And from an almost certainty laced pot brownie I ate in 2004.

  Earl : I can't believe you and Caroline got a bank loan for your cupcake business and not a single hostage was involved.

  Caroline Channing : [Max walks away from Earl and Caroline comes over to Max]  Max, you don't have $10,000. You don't even have Netflix.

• Caroline Channing : Oh, hi, Peggy. How are you? Would you like to join us and talk about work?

  Carmen : Why don't we talk about you to skanks getting the hell out of here?

  Max Black : And I thought we were bad waitresses.

  Peggy : This is Carmen. She works at the factory too. We're BFFs, and she's one of the owner's like me.

  Carmen : Yeah, and she's a 100 percent owner of Rico, so hands off! We seen you too sitting here like you're God's frigging gift.

  Peggy : I know, right? And not for nothing. But Rico's pit bull doesn't like other girls.

  Max Black : [Peggy and Carmen start to walk away]  I'm guessing that's his pit bull.

  [Max points to Carmen but Peggy and Carmen hear this and turn around slowly glaring at them]