- Steven Universe: [having numbered the other Stevens] Steven 2, you're the smart one. Steven 3, you're the funny one. Steven 4, you're the sensitive one. And I'm...
- [combs his hair]
- Steven Universe: the handsome one! Okay?
- Steven Universe 2: [at the same time] Okay
- Steven Universe 3: Okay
- Steven Universe 4: Okeee-dokee-artichokee!
- Steven Universe: Steven 4, what are you doing? You're not the funny one, Steven 3 is!
- Steven Universe 3: Well, we're all the same person, so we're all equally prone to being hilarious.
- Steven Universe: No, no, that was too smart and observation for you 3. You're the funny one!
- Steven Universe 2: Wait, which one am I again?
- Steven Universe: Dang it number 2, you're the smart one!